So currently I am living in Maine, getting an education appeanrlty (I refuse to EDIT) (USA!, USA!, USA!).  The title of this pretty much sums up everything in this state, tales from the middle of nowheres.  Something I have noticed is that people here do not seem to understand the concept of a cross walk. All over this town there is signs, road painting and even signs stating MAINE LAW STOP FOR CROSS WALKS.

The funny part is people will stop right in the middle of the bloody cross walk and look at you, yeah just stare. Then drive away, or the ever popular, I am going to speed up and possibly try to hit you trick. Or the one I have found fun, I am going to try and drive through the cross walk while you are walking through it.  A nice lady in a sunfire discovered, people can walk on cars too.

I am afraid to go across the cross walk, bloody hell, I believe at any moment I could be gunned down.  People really don`t pay attnetion it is almost scary, ill take my chances in a mine field vs here. Hell crosswalks in Toronto are more safe to cross.

So I will be taking wagers for when you believe I will get hit first

bonus points if you can pick the injury